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[25 Jan 2005|02:14pm]

gold_in_thesand
Hello, I am new.
But what is important is
I love haikus, too.
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well hello [16 Oct 2004|09:21pm]

heartattack123
Time to meet and greet
I feel like such a novice
Teach me to be great.
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[01 Sep 2004|11:12pm]

dougbanshee
[ mood | accomplished ]

Bored typing away all day.
Nothing to do wasting time like yesterday.
I'm looking forward to Friday.

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thoroughly chuffed [02 Aug 2004|07:06pm]

starskillrock
you all spit filth through
your greedy haikued teeth, yet,
how enjoyable.
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A dead toad once told me.... [09 Apr 2004|11:24pm]

katoki
[ mood | mellow ]

Fun does this place seem.
A new member does grace you.
Adorne me with gifts.

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[16 Dec 2003|06:44pm]

zatham
In loving memory of Queer Vena:

Almost like red cum,
spaghetti adorned my lips,
sauce so sweet it hurts.
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[13 Dec 2003|05:44pm]
heart_burn
[ mood | okay ]

</u>allegromaestoso</u>
Sarah Slean and Knorks..
Commander of inside jokes.
Ohoho! the spices!

zatham
Nelly Furtado!
Folklore is very rich, yes!
Knocked up by lil' Jazz.

kandikorn
Queen Vera, you fool.
Put lotion in the basket.
Ugh you idiot.

explaining
I made some haikus.
There's probably one for you.
Hope you like them.

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... [10 Dec 2003|10:35pm]

zatham
Itch
---

Time to scratch my butt,
Withdraw my finger for work,
Watch out for brown goo.

Mrs. D*ckerill
---
Saggy tits that stoop,
sharp nipples poke through B Cup,
please conceal thyself.
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[10 Dec 2003|09:47pm]
heart_burn
[ mood | bored ]

And Betty Said
Wow Veronica!
You are such a great person!
Greatly wealthy! hah!

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"This Seemed Like A Great Idea, But It Actually Kind Of Sucks" [10 Dec 2003|08:47pm]

allegromaestoso
[ mood | Waaahhh! ]

My husband's cheating
I think I'll be on a show.
Look! "I Love Lucy"!

He's on the show too
As it is sucking away
All my acting skills.

I was once not bad;
Now, really irritating.
My hair, it is fake.

MacGillicuddy.
Vitametamickeymack.
Must be in the show.

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[08 Dec 2003|11:34pm]
heart_burn
[ mood | okay ]

Black Saturday
Long, long two hour drive..
with Fred Eaglesmith, parents,
and a wish for death.

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Candida albicans [08 Dec 2003|10:29pm]

zatham
So uncomfortable,
A burning yeast infection,
Save me from this hell.
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[27 Oct 2003|04:50pm]

punker4lyfe
Yo waz up in mah house bitch

so this fine ass bitch
she suckin' on my big dick
...fukin' choke. hell yah.
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[14 Oct 2003|08:39am]
heart_burn
[ mood | okay ]

We Foiled Them Again

"We foiled them again."
Said Johnny. "Yes," said Travis,
"We foiled them again."

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[14 Oct 2003|09:34am]
the_hamlins
[ mood | irritated ]

Children

Trompin' threw mah yard
Enny fool kin plainly see
I hates them damn kids

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[10 Oct 2003|12:24pm]

ex_queenali

Chess

Black squares and white squares
Lain out in a set pattern
I, pawn, you the king
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[10 Oct 2003|02:54am]

the_hamlins
[ mood | dirty ]


Cursed

Thet dang cheehuahua.
It keeps lickin' mah cooter
While ah drink Jim Bean.

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